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Meowi Poem!

roses are red
violets are blue
you wish you were pretty
and i do too
u make a skunk jealous
u smell great too
ur face is so pretty it belongs in a zoo
u wish you were smart
u smell like a fart
ur face looks like a map
u need a hat
if u look behind u,
u might think it’s a shelf
it’s actually ur reflection of an elf
u think u have a heart
u just need to fart
it’s don’t smell like fruit tart
u weren’t my first choice
the garbage will do
if i had a brick i’d throw it at u
u think ur hot
ur definitely not
my name is not Dave
my name is not Dave
this makes no sense…
…microwave
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